Mihimihi

HE MIHI - Self Introduction

Tēnā koutou e hoa mā       (Greetings to you all)

Ko Aoraki te maunga (My mountain is Mt Cook)

Ko Waimakariri te awa        (My river is the Waimak)

Ko Aotearoa te iwi (My people are New Zealanders)

Ko Te Kura o Mako Mako toku kura, (My school is Springston)

Ko  Julian   toku matua, (My father is Julian)

Ko  Andrea toku whaea, (My mother is Andrea)

Ko Henry taku ingoa, (My name is Henry)

No Lincoln  ahau (I am from Lincoln)

No reira,        (Therefore- greetings to you all)

Tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, katoa.

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