ADVERTISING 2
By Henry
WARNING! The link below is not a real site. The link will take you to my blog.
WARNING! The link below is not a real site. The link will take you to my blog.
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Hi Henry
ReplyDeleteI love your rather cheeky advertisement. You know what? I'd love to have you RECORD your voice reading out this advertisement, like a radio advertisement. I think you could add some very interesting sound effects and music to go with this. The only thing is, you have to have it exactly the right length - 30 seconds exactly, or 45 seconds exactly, or 1 minute exactly. You could use Garageband to achieve this.
If you'd like to try this, come and see me and we can arrange a time.
Carol